Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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