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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

PENlS.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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