A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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