What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

You just won the game...

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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