. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

Wheelchair high jump

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Black History Month

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

whats brown? poop.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

what's red and blue? your heart

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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