- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Paul Dylan King!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

potatoes

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Penis.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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