- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Your time.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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