Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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women playing football?

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Women's Rights.

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MICHAEL

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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