What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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