- Anti Joke

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Justin Beiber

why am i on this site? cause its funny

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

PUDDING

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

I like to eat people

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

motley crew

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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MOAR??

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Justin Beiber

why am i on this site? cause its funny

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

PUDDING

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

I like to eat people

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

motley crew

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

42

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI