- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Hearpin my durp

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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