- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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