What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Republicans

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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