- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Mr Webb Hit keyboard loudly -...

space is fun

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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