what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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space is fun

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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