- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Civil Rights.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

I'm gay. No homo.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

WNBA

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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