What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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