One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Why did I get raped

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Anti Joke

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