- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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