yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Women's Rights.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Anti Joke

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