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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

connor sucks

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Justin Beiber

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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