- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

conrad profit

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

I like to eat people

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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