Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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