what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Hashtag

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Your mother is a man.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Yo mamas so fat.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Weiner

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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