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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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