There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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