- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

wanna hear a joke? not really

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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