A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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who farted your mother

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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