- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

How many cows say moo? All of them

how did little johnny die? i killed him

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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