3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Women.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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PENlS.

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LOL May Wong

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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