Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Spread the net.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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