Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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