knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Shit!

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womens rights

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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DOWN

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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