"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Reed is poopin

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since when?

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alert('hiiii');

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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