- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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I like pom

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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whats your name? bumder:)

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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