Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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