- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

women have rights

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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