A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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