women outside of the kitchen

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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wnba

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Hi.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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