get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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whats 2+2? 4

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Anti Joke

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