What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Women's rights

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mamas so fat

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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