Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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The game!

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Your mother is a man.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Yo daddy!

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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