What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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drake

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JEWS

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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