How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

knock, knock. come in.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Gianni

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

general tso's broccoli

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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