Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Anti-joke.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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