A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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