What's 9 plus 10? 19

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

a retard lost...

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

If you are my friend like it!

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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