- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

Heartlight

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Why did the child step on a ball?

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Matt Damon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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