Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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hi to the world fromthe world

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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My pet rock died.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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dislike this...please.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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