P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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women's rights

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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a ginger has a soul

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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