My name is never spelt right so its all good

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

thumbs up!

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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