Reed is poopin

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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since when?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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ginger

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Good boy

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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