A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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24

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Penisland

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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