Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Bake until golden at 375

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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