What does A duck smoke? Quack

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Anti Joke

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