- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

A black guy with his family.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Male penises.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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