Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Hey, Max!!

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Dubstep < Music

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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