the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

womens rights to vote

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

mc hammers income.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Black people. They are so kind.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Cancer.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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