- Anti Joke

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.