Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

What is 8 times 4? 32

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Joey mayer's face

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Proof reading

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Chrissy is funny.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What's wrong with woman Everything

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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