What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Watch your lips.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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