A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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