- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

fart+fart=poop

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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