- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

A Black Man walks into a bar...

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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