- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

The 13th Amendment...

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Joay impistato is a fig

why do you care?

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Yes.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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