Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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man boobs

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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