there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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poop

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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